About Me
Okay, we're a couple but my woman has very little to do with this experience. She's a dancer at a club. I'm a mechanic. Our hours don't always work, so there's this. When I'm doing this, you're right. I'm some creepy guy stuck in a room checking out porn and posting pictures. But I can deal with that, as sad as it is, because when I'm not doing this, I'm married to a really hot stripper! (I'm not supposed to use that word...but that's how I'm hooked up.) So, yeah, my life isn't always pathetic. It's just that way most of the time and then there are those other times when everyone wishes they were me. As you'll probably see from what I post, too much of the time it's just sorry old me and my trusty Internet connection.
"my wife is disappointed if she can't get her hands on at least one young crewman a day on a cruise. Luckily for her she's got a strong grip and can be very persuasive"
