"It was one thing agreeing that your girlfriend could open her legs for a BBC on her Birthday last year but you never thought for one moment that you would be involved in the main event. You didn't ask any questions as you returned from the bar with your girlfriend and a rather 'fit' BBC. When they both stripped off you watched in amazement as she turned towards you, raised her leg and took his cock like a street whore."
"You might have wondered why your girlfriend asked if she could fuck the old chap next door to you. Well, when you saw the size of his cock and balls and then watched him go at her like a Jack hammer, it all made sense."
"The only way to hang on to your girlfriend when you're a sexually inadequate failure. Learn to ejaculate at the same time as the bull makes her orgasm and offer to clean her after he's cum inside her pussy and she'll keep you forever."