"dad: not so simple this time sweetie, your mom and i know you hate doing yard work so, if you want me to buy you a new phone, you have to do some yard work..starting with picking up toys, cleaning up dog poop, then mowing, then raking leaves while naked and only then will i buy you a new phone...daughter: but dad...dad: no buts, your mom agrees with me...daughter: *sigh* fine *stomps outside*, all our neighbors are home and some are outside, one is a police officer...dad: so, we don't care and our neighbor who is a police officer knows we are a nudist family who spends time outside naked"