Some radiologists, so rude, they said I had evidence of gynecomastia, gynecomastia? I've never been so insulted, tits dahlink, tits, fabulous hard won grow your own tits, like wot it says on the tin ... The Tits are Real, The Smile is Fake.
And then went on to criticise my thickened rectal mucosa ... insert dramatic flounce here ... dahlink, a comprehensive taking it up the arris will do that ... what are they teaching them in medical school nowadays? What the actual fuck do they expect after nearly 70 years of a rigorously serviced arsehole? A shiny smooth tunnel of flawless pink flesh?
Rude, just rude, I shall write a strongly worded letter to the head of radiology.

The main thing that pissed me off when I was working was guys grabbing at my genitals and start sucking my shaft, without asking if that's what I wanted. So many guys just immediately assumed that's what we wanted and just believed my miniscule 3cm shaft would turn into a 30cm monster to fuck them in the arsehole and spray litres of ejaculate all over the fucking place if they sucked it. A word guys, stop watching and believing unrealistic porn. Most of us hated our fucking redundant male genitalia. Ask first guys, don't go assuming it's what we want, most of us would prefer to forget the fucking things are there, fuck us in the arsehole, that's what most of us want, empty your load of slime inside us and fuck off. And don't think of blowing your tiny load on our clothes or in our eyes otherwise your tailor will never again need to ask, "on what side does sir prefer to dress?"